What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:23

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.